Weather forecast 7-13-06

This Afternoon: Mostly sunny and hot, with a high around 103. Heat index values as high as 108. South southwest wind around 15 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph.

Tonight: Mostly clear, with a low around 80. South wind around 15 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph.
As the temperature soars, so do tempers.  Watch out on the highways as road rage is rampant.  Watch out for Sandra – she is menopausal and just generally a bitch. 

Thought for the day July 13th

The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.