So my brother and his lady have this beautiful new home in Wolforth, near Lubbock. They are both smokers and have determined they will not smoke in the new house. So what do they do? They have a living area in the garage. Yes, it houses a car. But there is a table, chair, microwave oven, dresser (complete with makeup bag) stereo, cd player, television and last but not least a refrigerator. The magnetic sign on the refrigerator, obviously guarding the beer, says:
NO TRESPASSING:
TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT
SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!
Must be the Kenley coming out in him. 
May 11, 2008 at 10:25 pm
You fuck with our bunch, you might find that you have bit off a bit more than you can chew.
May 11, 2008 at 10:27 pm
MOM!!! What the fuck is that faggoty little do-dad that looks like one of Nana’s quilt squares next to my posts? And how the hell do I change it?! That shit is totally not working for me.
May 12, 2008 at 8:51 am
I think it is a widget. You need to post your picture on your blog….. or something.
May 12, 2008 at 8:53 am
Oh, and our family is a little cranky that way. We DON’T like to be messed with. See #1 on Sunday night humor.
June 24, 2008 at 4:27 pm
awwwww! the widget is cute! And you DID get blue! Anyway! that is hilarious that Ronnie is basically living in his garage!