Saturday’s rationalization

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

A few years ago my supervisor and I were walking around the property at work.  There was a telephone pole the kids use for team work exercises.  He made some statement about the ‘gunk’ that it is coated with.  ‘Yeah, creosote’ I responded.  He told me how smart I am – how I know all kinds of things like ‘creosote’.  ‘It’s not smart honey.  If you don’t know a lot of stuff at my age it’s called STUPID!.’  True story.

Friday funny

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they’ll say,
‘Well, she looks good doesn’t she.’

Thursday humor

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

Wednesday humor

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.

My cornbread dressing

4 pkgs Morrisons Corn-kits prepared

5 slices wheat bread crumbs

1 can Campbells French Onion Soup

1 can Campbells Cream of Chicken Soup

4 cups chicken broth or turkey drippings

6 ounces apple juice

Saute the following in butter and add to above mixture: 1 diced onion, one diced red, orange or yellow bell pepper, 3 stalks celery

4 diced boiled eggs

poultry seasoning to taste.  I started with 1 tablespoon and added from there

bake at 350 for approximately 45 minutes or until top begins to brown.

IT’S YUMMY!!!