Yearly Exam
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?’ she asks.
‘135,’ I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weigh is 180.
The nurse asks, ‘Your height?’
‘5 foot 4,’ I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5′2′.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
‘Of course it’s high!’ I scream,
‘When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!’
The doctor put me on Prozac. That nurse is a bitch.
Courtesy of The Bastardette!
November 17, 2009 at 7:26 pm |
I can relate! Especially if you are in the office awaiting test results and they ask you why your bp is so high! I miss you so much!