May 7, 2008
So my brother and his lady have this beautiful new home in Wolforth, near Lubbock. They are both smokers and have determined they will not smoke in the new house. So what do they do? They have a living area in the garage. Yes, it houses a car. But there is a table, chair, microwave oven, dresser (complete with makeup bag) stereo, cd player, television and last but not least a refrigerator. The magnetic sign on the refrigerator, obviously guarding the beer, says:
NO TRESPASSING:
TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT
SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!
Must be the Kenley coming out in him.
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Posted by jcoftw
April 24, 2008
http://www.star-telegram.com/804/story/600403.html
For the last 3 weeks in a row we’ve had nasty weather, last night was no exception. It was raining so hard last night I couldn’t leave at my normal time (10PM). I was down in my office when the fire alarm went off, no one in the house knew how to turn the damn thing off except me. I sent staff in search of the fire. There wasn’t a fire, but there was a leak in the roof upstairs and the water was pouring out of a light fixture - now THAT is scary. An hour later I was home, safe and sound…..until next week.
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April 9, 2008
During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these religious truths:
- Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s chosen people.
- Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
- Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World.
- Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
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April 9, 2008
THIS HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK IS FOR NORTH TEXAS.
.DAY ONE...TODAY AND TONIGHT.
THERE IS A MODERATE RISK OF SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS ACROSS PARTS OF
NORTH TEXAS THIS AFTERNOON THROUGH TONIGHT. THE MODERATE RISK AREA
IS NORTH OF A LINE FROM GOLDTHWAITE TO CORSICANA TO CANTON. THERE IS
A SLIGHT RISK OF SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS ACROSS THE REST OF NORTH
TEXAS THIS AFTERNOON AND TONIGHT.
WIDESPREAD THUNDERSTORMS WILL DEVELOP ACROSS ALL OF NORTH TEXAS AS A
POWERFUL UPPER LEVEL STORM SYSTEM MOVES TOWARD THE REGION.
CONDITIONS WILL BE FAVORABLE FOR THE FORMATION OF TORNADOES...
ESPECIALLY IN THE MODERATE RISK AREA. VERY LARGE HAIL AND DAMAGING
STRAIGHT LINE WINDS WILL ALSO ACCOMPANY SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS.
IN ADDITION TO THE SEVERE WEATHER THREAT...HEAVY RAINFALL IS
FORECAST AND A FLASH FLOOD WATCH IS IN EFFECT FOR NORTHERN PORTIONS
OF NORTH TEXAS. RAINFALL AMOUNTS OF 2 TO 4 INCHES WILL BE POSSIBLE.
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Posted by jcoftw
October 30, 2007
Blogging people I’d love to meet in person:
Mr. Angry, Happy Chick, Hell Boy. These people have given me hours of reading enjoyment.
My PCO friends:
Brattitude, Carrie, Blitz and Tiger.
Someone that I admire alot because he’s overcome huge obstacles to obtain his goal of singing opera: Paul Potts
And last but not least: Jeff - the Bastardette, Gina’s, new love.
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Posted by jcoftw
March 8, 2007
pan·ic1

/ˈpæn
ɪk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pan-ik] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, adjective, verb, -icked, -ick·ing.
–noun
| 1. |
a sudden overwhelming fear, with or without cause, that produces hysterical or irrational behavior, and that often spreads quickly through a group of persons or animals. |
| 2. |
an instance, outbreak, or period of such fear. |
That would about describe many peoples reaction to the situation within my agency. Heads are rolling, lives are wrecked…many people will go to prison.
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