If you’ve ever been arrested…while in jail.
If you’ve ever had sunburn…..on the roof of your mouth.
Stolen from Ray V, AA circuit speaker.
From my own file….
If you’ve ever said…”I’m going to go get ‘pot huggin drunk’.”
If you’ve ever said…..”Who, ME? I DO NOT have a drinking problem…You’d drive anyone to drink.”
If you’ve ever worked your way out of the cell and are having a beer in the jailers tub having a bubble bath.
If you’re finally out of jail, standing in the middle of your wardrobe, with a prepaid bus ticket home.
From my file, is true. Now you know why, for the last 21 years, I haven’t had a drink. Besides tequila makes my clothes fall off…….