So I'm in the airport in Dallas, already the flight has been delayed 30 minutes….no problem. In comes these two guys. Bearded, turbaned…."OH SHIT". Just what I need….potential terrorists sitting beside me. Now they wouldn't know what they were asking for. I do know self defense and restraints.
Wait, wait…..Flight delayed one hour and forty minutes. Crap, I don't do this well. Storms have delayed the connecting flight in Austin.
Finally we are in the air. Turbulance so bad that even the flight attendants are not allowed to stand up. We are finally served drinks as we are about to land. Hell, I don't need a drink, I need the damned terrorist to do their job! Shit – they're back there throwing up!
Save us from the fires of hell…….