The Bastard family term of endearment is, as the world knows and has adopted……fuck you in the neck with a: butter knife, harpoon, bazooka or (fill in the blank). Sometimes, just a simple fuck you in the neck. 😀
I never really knew where this saying came from. The Bastard filled me in yesterday. The Bastard Jr. invented it when his brother was busting on him one day. It obviously stuck and we use it with delight. Just this morning I was laughing and making serious fun of a plight he is suffering from….you guessed it…"Mom, (shot me the finger) in the neck." He also threatened me with my life if I posted what his plight was.
My kids are soooo funny!