So I'm making one of my weird lunches today. Slice up and saute a jalapeno pepper in butter. As it cooks I start sneezing. MMMMM love my peppers. Add a couple of eggs and scramble. Warm a couple of corn tortillas and add a slice of cheese. Put some of the egg mixture on top, fold in half and ..tada…there you have an egg taco.
The youngest Bastard in the making, Ryan, comes toddling into the kitchen. Takes one whiff of the lunch and immediately starts coughing. Closely followed by his mom the evil bastardette, saying "OMG you're trying to kill us!" mmmmmmmmmm thinking………………….