WOMAN'S YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics…"How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 5".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I scream, "when I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on prozac.
Stollen from Shannon without her permission. 😀