One morning a man entered the church on crutches.  He stopped in front of the holy water and splashed some of it on both of his legs, then threw away his crutches.  An alter boy witnessed the scene and ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen. 

Without batting an eye, the priest says, "Son, you've just witnessed a miracle.  Tell me, where is this man?"

"Over by the holy water, Father.  Flat on his ass." 

Stolen from Lonnie Vessell…..with his permission. 😀


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