My Brother

In the Clan he is known as 'the Poor Bastard' simply because he is stuck 330 miles away in a town with my mother the Grand Bastardette.

He was born when I was 10 years old.  Our mom suffered severe post partum depression.  She spent a lot of time in bed crying.  I spent ALL my time adoring my precious baby brother.  He was a tiny thing, born two months premature.  I bathed, fed, diapered and did my best to take him for my own. 

When he was older my sister and I used to put makeup on him.  He was a white headed, eyebrowless kid.  We would get out the eyebrow pencil, paint him on some eyebrows.  Then we'd add a little mustache and goatee on for grins.  He loved it and so did we.

He was only 7 years old when I bailed out of the mad house.  But I would still go get him and he spent a lot of time at my house.  Things were bad at home and he caught the butt of it.

My brother grew up and we grew apart.

The last five days on the ocean with him were like the days when we were kids.  We laughed, we played and got to know each other again.  Here are some things I learned about my brother.

  • The Bastard blood is running smoothly through his veins
  • He is smart and witty
  • He has a low tolerance for bull-shit…the reason he and I are single.
  • He's a quick study…see ^
  • He has friends (that were on our cruise) that love and adore him and consider him their family.
  • That I have missed out on so much not being closer

I love you Ronnie.  If I had to trade five years of my life for every day we spent together this week……it would be well worth it.


7 Responses to My Brother

  1. bofh69 says:

    He is a pretty special guy, ain’t he? I remember when I was little and he would grab my hands and I would walk up his body like a mountain climber…..good times. Damn, that had to have been 30+ years ago. Hey, I guess that makes him an old fucker like you now, huh? 😀

  2. jcoftw says:

    And he gave you the baseball bat that I threatened the school principal with too. 😀
    He’s under 50 (barely), so old is not how I would classify him. Fucker is how I would classify YOU!!! 😀

  3. bofh69 says:

    ROTFLMFAO!!!!! You got it Mom! They call me The Bastard for a reason! 😀

  4. Mr Angry says:

    The big question is… did you paint eyebrows, moustache and goatee on him when he was sleeping for old times sake?

  5. Sandra says:

    No……but I WISH I HAD!!!

  6. john feld says:

    he sounds like a great guy!
    dont you have any 50 year old tarts you could set him up with?

  7. Sandra says:

    John, I should……..since as, my friend Mr. Angry says “birds of a feather”. 😀

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: