I was chatting with Donna, the deserting bastardette, last night via instant messenger. I directed her to the Bastard Cast. I knew she had not read it since her desertion to North Carolina. She said she could not be a bastardette…that her parents were married.
Parental marital status has NOTHING to do with BASTARD STATUS in this family. Just ask any ex, they would all agree that we fit in that catagory!