I was chatting with Donna, the deserting bastardette, last night via instant messenger.  I directed her to the Bastard Cast.  I knew she had not read it since her desertion to North Carolina.  She said she could not be a bastardette…that her parents were married.

Parental marital status has NOTHING to do with BASTARD STATUS in this family.  Just ask any ex, they would all agree that we fit in that catagory!


5 Responses to Clarification…

  1. The Bastard says:

    bas·tard , n.

    1. A child born out of wedlock.
    2. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin.
    3. Slang. A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.

    Right there in bold says it all. 😀

  2. Mom says:

    There are people who would certainly agree with the 'mean and disagreeable'. 😀 Usually people who can't bend us to their way of thinking. Esp PRICKS! I know – I need to learn to express myself.

  3. The Bastard says:

    Yeah, and those folks can go fuck themselves in the neck with……hmm……what object can we use today……thinking…….oh, here is a good one I haven’t used in awhile……they can go fuck themselves in the neck with a Tomahawk missile!

  4. jcoftw says:

    That would make a dent in a neck alright. 😀

  5. donna says:

    lol! I am definately a member of the bastard clan.
    I miss yall!

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