To all the wonderful Fathers who have loved your children enough to let them live:
Mark, The Bastard, who gave me three beautiful grandchildren.
Adam, The Bastard Junior, who is the father of the youngest Bastard in the making.
Greg, husband of the Bastardette, and father of my two beautiful Jones granddaughters.
Joe, the old Bastard and father of my two eldest.
John, my adopted son – The Yankee Bastard, Mother AND Father to his two boys.
Danny, my adopted son – The Proud Bastard, Father of 3 boys and two little girls. Way to propagate son!
Lonnie, father to children of his own, and more of a Dad than some of our kids at work have ever known.
Thomas, the old thang, father of some of the wildest and sweetest kids ever.
John Patrick, friend from Rhode Island that keeps Barb happy and pregnant, father of 4.
Hellboy, Mr. Angry, Forester, my adoptees into the Bastard Clan and fathers all.
To these and all the other Dads out there that I did not call by name….HAPPY FATHERS DAY!
To my Daddy, I love you and miss you so much. For you I wish eternal peace and joy.