Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.”Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. “How long will this
take?” I asked” They will grow larger over a period of years,” my
husband replies. I stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
Without missing a beat he says, “Worked for your ass, didn’t it?”
He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man…………………………………..
Shamelessly stolen from Charlene. 😀