I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old folks home beeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school. You go to middle school, then elementary school. You become a kid, you play, you have no responsibility. You become a baby and then……
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day. And then you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case!
Shamelessly jacked from Shannon 😀