Thursday funny

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.  “Human beings are the only animals that stutter”, she says.

A little girl raises her hand.  “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered, she volunteered. 

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

“Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start, and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!”

“That must’ve been scary”, said the teacher.

“It sure was”, said the little girl.  “My kitty went Fffff, Ffffff, Fffff……..and before he could say ‘FUCK’ the Rottweiler ate him.”

 Todays funny courtesy of The Blonde. 😀

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7 Responses to Thursday funny

  1. challismt says:

    OMG! That is some funny shit! Thanks for the laugh! Boy did I need it. Hows the no smoking going for you? I have complete faith in you!

  2. Sandra says:

    One day at a time I’m not smoking, not drinking, not having sex…..now I ask you, what the hell am I living for!!?

  3. happychick says:

    No sex? Dear me. Don’t they have, like, gigolo’s or something in your country?

  4. Sandra says:

    Too much effort honey!

  5. Sandra says:

    mmmmmmm I take that back on too much effort. 😀

  6. john says:

    that joke was….
    not quite as funny as sandra trying to pretend she doesn’t have sex. is it because your children read this site??

  7. Sandra says:

    Well – life is better this evening. purring

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