The country grocery store – a poem

Mary had a little pig

she kept it fat and plastered,

And when the price of pork went up

she shot the little bastard.

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6 Responses to The country grocery store – a poem

  1. keith says:

    did you write it yourself, very economic ,hihihhihii & wasnt it “went up!”

  2. Sandra says:

    You’re right i’m gonna fix it. You’re hired as my editor. No I didn’t write it – I stole it of course.

  3. The Bastard says:

    Now THAT is funny shit!!!

  4. 1steak says:

    PORK……the other (drunken) white meat.

    jb

  5. Sandra says:

    Yep – i have some great porkie recipes too. 😀

  6. The Bastard says:

    Damn Mom!! I don’t even want to hear about it! 😀

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