Speed Traps

In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting any. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read “RADAR TRAP AHEAD!” The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, “TIPS” and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)


A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.  The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. BEST:

A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding.  As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball.” He replied, “Texas State Troopers don’t have balls.”
There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.  She was laughing too hard to start her car.


7 Responses to Speed Traps

  1. hellboy says:

    yiihihihihi, yohahaha, yohohohoho, specially the last one, i bet you were that woman, but changed it to young woman as a disguise!

  2. Sandra says:

    No, but I wish it was. 😀

  3. the forester says:

    I’m thinking about sending those two kids a tip myself. I’m one of those quiet rebels who drives down the highway flicking my headlights on and off to warn people what’s coming up.

    It’s US against THEM. 🙂

  4. Mr Angry says:

    I heard a joke that goes: Cop is chasing a speeder who won’t pull over. The car eventually pulls over and the cop checks the driver’s details and sees he has a clean record. The cop says “This is the end of my shift and I don’t feel like doing paperwork – if you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before you can go.”

    The driver says “Honestly officer, I know my crazy ex has taken up with a policeman and I was scared you were him trying to give her back.” The cop laughed and sent him on his way.

  5. debe says:

    those are funny

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