Closing thoughts for 2006

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

14. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

15. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines

21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

22. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

25. Just remember — if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.

26. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

27. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. . .  it’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Shamelessly stolen from Rick

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4 Responses to Closing thoughts for 2006

  1. Charline says:

    I think I like 27 the best “Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. . . it’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.” How true is that!
    Hope all of you are having a great week.
    Luv Ya Sandra

  2. Sandra says:

    My personal favorite is #24. Inside every older person is a young person saying wtf? Maybe that’s not exactly what it says, but it’s what my inner brat is saying. 😀

  3. Mayang says:

    “10. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.”

    oh this! i love the most! LoL 😀

  4. Sandra says:

    I also love #26. This would be some people I work with.

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