You know you’re getting older when:
When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
When you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You and your teeth don’t sleep together.
Your back goes out, but you stay home.
You wake up, looking like your driver’s license picture.
Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
When your knees buckle and your belt won’t.
When your mind makes commitments your body can’t keep.
I could go on and on, but I woke this morning with a headache.