Saturday funny

August 30, 2008

Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the
other side, the first man prayed:

‘God, please give me the strength to cross the river.’

Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim  across in about 2 hours, having
almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ‘God, please give me strength, And the tools to cross the river’

Poof! …. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was Able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to th e first two men, the third man prayed:  ‘God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross The r iver’

Poof! …. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.