A Bad Day at Hallmark

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you. 

Some more good things about getting older 3/30/08

• People call at 9 a.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
• People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
• There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.

Some good things about getting older Mar. 29th

• In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
• It’s harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
• Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

Thought for the day – March 28, 2008

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

The most wonderful take my breath away moments were the first time I saw my babies.  Don’t tell them that – they’ll get the big head.  

Happy Second Birthday to my Blog

It’s been two years and four days since I started this blog.  The fact is, I’ve gotten lazy.  Only the last week I’ve written every day, before that it was months at a time that I wouldn’t even check the page.  Thanks to those of you who have hung in there with me.

What was that noise?

It’s scary when your body starts making the same sounds as your coffee maker.

A tip on looking younger

Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

on being 61

These days about half the stuff
in my shopping cart says,
“For fast relief.”

HAPPY EASTER

The nice thing about being senile is
you can hide your own Easter eggs.

Aerobics class

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
so I got my doctor’s permission to
join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But,
by the time I got my leotards on,
the class was over.