A Bad Day at Hallmark

March 31, 2008
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you. 

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Some more good things about getting older 3/30/08

March 30, 2008
  • People call at 9 a.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
  • People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
  • There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.

Some good things about getting older Mar. 29th

March 29, 2008
  • In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
  • It’s harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
  • Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

Thought for the day – March 28, 2008

March 28, 2008

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

The most wonderful take my breath away moments were the first time I saw my babies.  Don’t tell them that – they’ll get the big head.  


Happy Second Birthday to my Blog

March 26, 2008

It’s been two years and four days since I started this blog.  The fact is, I’ve gotten lazy.  Only the last week I’ve written every day, before that it was months at a time that I wouldn’t even check the page.  Thanks to those of you who have hung in there with me.


What was that noise?

March 26, 2008


It’s scary when your body starts making the same sounds as your coffee maker.


A tip on looking younger

March 25, 2008

Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.